How to Make Bacon

Oink Oink Oink.

Put the cooked shiznit onto some paper towels on a plate.

Soooooeeeeeee! SOOOOOEEEEE! Oink!

Here's the crap, once we're done cooking it.

Put more paper towels on top to get rid of more of the fat.

Eat some of that... it's goooooooood! mmmmm... fattening.

Dump both of the thingies into a bowl. Dinner is, seeerved!

Shit. Now what the hell do you do with THAT? Let it cool down first some.

Then dump it down the drain! Yeah! Done with that!

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