Sprinkle a shitload of cayenne pepper on there to heat it up a bit. |
Then a fuckload of crushed red pepper too. |
Now, here is why you didn't put the crust all the way to the edge. You're gonna put cheese around there. This makes a nice crispy cheese crust. |
Now, dump the rest of the cheese shit all over the thing evenly and stuff. |
Then, dispose of the sauce thing in the empty bag so that crap don't squirt out and ruin your shit! |
Throw it away, and don't think about using it as a chair leg prop. |
Now, put the pepperoni and shit on there. |
And mushrooms and whatever the fuck else you want on it. |
Wait until that little red light thingy turns off and starts blinking and shit. |
Then, throw it in the hot place on your oven and let that shit cook! cook! coook!!!! |
Don't touch it. That shit ain't done yet. |
Jesus christ! There's even MORE? |