Here's what we're gonna be cooking today	Hmm, the noodles are all springy and stuff and they are vacuum packed in a bag. What's up with that?	Ooooh. they're all gooooey!
Add the Brown Juice powder to the water and watch the salt make it boil like crazy.	Then, throw in some pr0ns and add the NoodleBag(tm) contents. Ooooh, they're all sticky!	Cook them bastards down for awhile until they are all separated and stuff.
Dump those sumbitches into the strainer thingus and don't spill any! Yah may wanna keep some of the Brown Juice in there.	There, now eat it out of the pan!	Cool, just like spaghetti!