How many of you single doods don't know crap about cooking or cleaning? You think McDonald's is gourmet living? If so, this is the page for you! Over the coming months, years, and eons, I will be adding special living tips for all of you bachelors. Enjoy!

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How to cook bacon.
How to trap rodents.
How to make pizza.
How to make pizza day 2, an in-depth study.
How to make spaghetti.
How to make shit on a shingle.
How to make sodapop.
Ramen Extravaganza!.
Cleaning an air filter.
Cleaning a computer keyboard.